2pm on a Tuesday afternoon in Manhattan...I find myself in front of a camera with a mouth full of Pizza Hut pizza. Im trying to make it look like Im enjoying this, and feeling like I'm due for an Oscar. As soon as they finish filming my VERY forced smile...I spit it all out in the garbage can...making sure all that oily nasty residue is gone.
The guy filming the audition said that seeing me spit out all that pizza into the trash was payback for the female bathing suit audition he had earlier in the morning. It all evens out...
When I heard about this casting, I figured I would just hold the thing in my hand and make a corny smile. I had to do that for a burger casting years ago...but lately I havent had anything similar. But no...I had to put that greasy thing in my mouth.
I'm making a promise to everyone here...If I book that job, half will go to the Fruit Tree Planting Foundation and the other half will go into a fund that will support more get-togethers like we've been planning. What if I was on national tv chomping on pizza? Yecch! Take one for the team, A!
Look at it like this. Some could say that Im a sell-out, but if I can take the money and use if for good...better, right? I mean, someone is gonna do that job anyways, so I might as well do good with it if I get picked. There are always lots of guys at these things, so the odds aren't that great. I told them about my diet though, so maybe they will find it humorous to hire me.
Still...I'd have a ton of explaining to do if everyone saw me smiling
with a piece of cheesy-sliced goop in my mouth.
I've thought about a similar issue with fur. Would it be better to do a job with fur, and then give all the money to PETA or the Animal Liberation Front ?
(I prefer DIRECT action, everyone...it gets the goods for sure.)
Or just not do the job, and no one benefits? Id like to take money from the beast and use it for it's own downfall. Talk about biting the hand that feeds me...
There is a get-together in the works from noonish-4 or 5pm on Saturday...Going to be half-food, half-art/galleries. Everyone who comes will LOVE it (I hope).
Cant wait to see everyone again.
The guy filming the audition said that seeing me spit out all that pizza into the trash was payback for the female bathing suit audition he had earlier in the morning. It all evens out...
When I heard about this casting, I figured I would just hold the thing in my hand and make a corny smile. I had to do that for a burger casting years ago...but lately I havent had anything similar. But no...I had to put that greasy thing in my mouth.
I'm making a promise to everyone here...If I book that job, half will go to the Fruit Tree Planting Foundation and the other half will go into a fund that will support more get-togethers like we've been planning. What if I was on national tv chomping on pizza? Yecch! Take one for the team, A!
Look at it like this. Some could say that Im a sell-out, but if I can take the money and use if for good...better, right? I mean, someone is gonna do that job anyways, so I might as well do good with it if I get picked. There are always lots of guys at these things, so the odds aren't that great. I told them about my diet though, so maybe they will find it humorous to hire me.
Still...I'd have a ton of explaining to do if everyone saw me smiling
with a piece of cheesy-sliced goop in my mouth.
I've thought about a similar issue with fur. Would it be better to do a job with fur, and then give all the money to PETA or the Animal Liberation Front ?
(I prefer DIRECT action, everyone...it gets the goods for sure.)
Or just not do the job, and no one benefits? Id like to take money from the beast and use it for it's own downfall. Talk about biting the hand that feeds me...
There is a get-together in the works from noonish-4 or 5pm on Saturday...Going to be half-food, half-art/galleries. Everyone who comes will LOVE it (I hope).
Cant wait to see everyone again.
